Spinal Tap 2: Rockumentary Chaos Erupts as Band Reunited at Stonehenge
The hallowed stones of Stonehenge, a UNESCO World Heritage site and a monument steeped in millennia of mystery, have become the unlikely backdrop for a different kind of epic — the return of the legendary fictional band, Spinal Tap. Early closings of the iconic prehistoric monument this week have fueled widespread speculation, and now, the truth, in all its thunderous, possibly disastrous, glory, is beginning to emerge: the band that "goes to eleven" is back, and they're filming their long-awaited sequel.
A Monumental Return for a Monumentally Untalented Band
Reports have been circulating for days, whispers among the faithful who follow the enigmatic careers of Nigel Tufnel, David St. Hubbins, and Derek Smalls. The early closure of Stonehenge, a rare occurrence reserved for significant events or essential maintenance, immediately set alarm bells ringing. Could it be? Was the universe finally ready for another dose of Spinal Tap's unparalleled blend of rock and roll excess, profound musical insight, and sheer, unadulterated mayhem? The answer, it seems, is a resounding, albeit slightly off-key, "Yes."
Sources close to the production, speaking on condition of anonymity for fear of being drawn into the band's notoriously chaotic orbit, have confirmed that filming for the sequel to the 1984 cult classic, "This Is Spinal Tap," is indeed underway. The choice of Stonehenge is, of course, no accident. It’s a location that perfectly mirrors the band's often misplaced sense of grandeur and their penchant for finding themselves in historically significant, yet ultimately absurd, situations. One can only imagine the creative genius (or perhaps, inspired idiocy) that led to the decision to bring the lads back to a site that predates even their earliest, most questionable stage costumes.
From "Stonehenge" to Stonehenge: A Full Circle of Rock History?
The original film famously featured the band's disastrous attempt to recreate the iconic album cover for "Smell the Glove," which involved a miniature Stonehenge and a regrettable incident with a dwarf. Now, decades later, it appears the band is aiming for a more authentic, shall we say, "immersive" experience. The prospect of Nigel Tufnel grappling with the sheer scale of the actual monument, or David St. Hubbins attempting to commune with the spirits of ancient druids, is enough to send shivers down the spine of any self-respecting rock fan. Or perhaps just shivers.
English Heritage, the organization responsible for managing Stonehenge, has been tight-lipped, confirming only that the site has been temporarily closed for "pre-arranged filming." However, the sheer audacity of the band's past escapades suggests that "pre-arranged" might be a rather optimistic description of what's likely transpiring behind those ancient sarsen stones. Will there be pyrotechnics? Unlikely, given the band's track record with anything involving controlled explosions. Will there be a misplaced stage prop? Almost certainly. Will there be a spontaneous philosophical debate about the structural integrity of megalithic architecture? One can only hope.
What Will the Sequel Entail? Speculation Runs Rampant
The original "This Is Spinal Tap" meticulously satirized the excesses and absurdities of the rock and roll lifestyle. The sequel, tentatively titled "Spinal Tap II" or perhaps something more evocative like "Still Going to Eleven," faces the daunting task of capturing the zeitgeist of a new era while remaining true to its comedic roots. What kind of sonic landscape will the band be exploring now? Will they be delving into the world of NFTs? AI-generated music? Or perhaps a nostalgic return to their roots, albeit with even more back pain and a reliance on hearing aids?
The BBC report notes that the band's manager, the ever-beleaguered Ian Faith, is likely to be involved, though his current mental state after decades of managing this particular circus remains a subject of much speculation. The possibility of a cameo from Viv Savage, the band's flamboyant keyboardist, is also a tantalizing prospect. Imagine the sartorial statements he'd make against the backdrop of ancient British history. It boggles the mind.
Fans are already buzzing with theories. Will this be a triumphant return, a chance for Spinal Tap to reclaim their (somewhat tarnished) legacy? Or will it be another chapter in their ongoing saga of well-intentioned failure? The very nature of Spinal Tap is that their greatest successes often stem from their most spectacular blunders. So, while the world waits with bated breath, and perhaps a healthy dose of trepidation, one thing is certain: if Spinal Tap is filming at Stonehenge, the results are bound to be, at the very least, memorable. And probably involve a lot of confused sheep.
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